Conservative vs Liberal – The Difference

I had to post this, don’t know who wrote it but he/she is very intuitive.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the differences explained any better….

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly enjoys his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If black or Hispanic men are conservative, they see himselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A non-believing liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or he may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his health care.

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5 Responses to “Conservative vs Liberal – The Difference”

  1. Myron says:

    This does explain it quite well! See you soon!

  2. LoudPatriot says:

    What a bunch of crap. If a conservative doesn’t like what someone does they usually either want that person dead or put in prison.

  3. Rel says:

    I agree with LoudPatriot. I consider myself to be very liberal… But I am NOTHING like what you posted.

    As for the homosexual thing, they do deserve the same respect and rights as everyone else. Nothing in the constitution says anything about marriage. Only the bible does, and we are supposed to keep that separated from government… Which we don’t, as proved by the simple-minded dolt George W Bush. In fact, most of the worlds atrocities are directly caused due to religious belief. I don’t believe in God, but I’m not gonna try and abolish it. I’ll let time do that.

    As for being attacked… I for one want to see the people responsible be severely punished. Liberals in general want to see a peaceful resolution, not to surrender. Both ideas are rather bad. I’m liberal, but I’m not naive. Someone send a missile our way, well, better send a bigger one back to make sure they don’t do it again. Hell, worked for Japan.

    But yeah. Conservatives and religion are direct causes of wars. If that soul-less bag of rotting meat McCain had been elected, we probably would have caused WWIII by now.

    If a conservative is homosexual and is quiet about it, that just means he is ashamed and in denial of what he is.

    If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he shoots first, steals their oil, and then ignores all questions.

    And what the hell is the vegetarian thing? Are you talking about PETA? Cause PETA isn’t liberal. They are simply coocoo crazy.

    Wonder why Obama won in a landslide? Cause this country is sick to death of conservative assholes exerting their intolerance for anyone that isn’t white or American on the rest of the world. Ever wonder why we are the most hated country in the world?

  4. Chris says:

    Cause we’re filled with good-for-nothing people like you.

  5. Myron says:

    I think he won the landslide (as the libs call it)because the self-proclaimed free thinkers are non-thinkers, didn’t do any research on the candidates, and wanted to make history! Sarah Palin has more experience in Governing, than Biden, Obama and McCain all together! As for the most hated country thing; no facts, or spun data could prove it unless all people are polled. Results may surprise all of us.

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